1 00:00:00,780 --> 00:00:01,780 Thank you. 2 00:01:02,380 --> 00:01:03,380 Are you David Bates? 3 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:07,560 Is this 3245 Dello Street? 4 00:01:09,140 --> 00:01:10,680 In Cucamonga, California? 5 00:01:11,340 --> 00:01:12,340 U .S. of A? 6 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:14,720 Right on. 7 00:01:15,660 --> 00:01:18,820 You, uh, you can't talk, can't you? 8 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:21,520 Cat got your tongue? 9 00:01:23,780 --> 00:01:24,860 Well, say something! 10 00:01:33,320 --> 00:01:34,320 you put the lamp on. 11 00:01:35,260 --> 00:01:36,260 What lamp? 12 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:41,660 The magic lamp you just rubbed. No, the lamp that I just made in my rather 13 00:01:41,660 --> 00:01:42,960 marvelous appearance. 14 00:01:43,860 --> 00:01:48,420 I realize that I'm rather awesome and godlike, but you don't have to be scared 15 00:01:48,420 --> 00:01:50,480 shitless. Who are you? 16 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:53,160 Boy, I got a winner this time. 17 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:57,900 I am the genie from the magic lamp and all that crap you ding -a -ling. 18 00:01:58,120 --> 00:02:00,000 Now, where's the lamp you just rubbed? 19 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:01,740 I didn't rub any lamp. 20 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:04,480 Don't shit me, kid. You must have rubbed the lamp. 21 00:02:04,860 --> 00:02:05,860 I didn't. 22 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:07,880 Then what did you rub? 23 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:09,160 I didn't rub anything. 24 00:02:10,060 --> 00:02:11,060 Oh, boy. 25 00:02:11,620 --> 00:02:14,440 Maybe it was a bottle. Sometimes I'm assigned to a bottle. 26 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:16,180 I didn't rub a bottle. 27 00:02:17,660 --> 00:02:19,940 Urn. That's what it was. How about an urn? 28 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:23,700 Now, look, kid. You must have rubbed something. 29 00:02:24,060 --> 00:02:26,600 I don't just appear. I got to be rubbed in. 30 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:28,820 Now, think carefully. 31 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:30,400 I know you can. 32 00:02:31,630 --> 00:02:34,550 Why do I always get stuck with these dumbass kids? 33 00:02:35,230 --> 00:02:38,350 First Aladdin, now this retarded so -and -so. 34 00:02:38,630 --> 00:02:40,570 You must remember rubbing something. 35 00:02:41,190 --> 00:02:42,190 Well. 36 00:02:42,970 --> 00:02:45,490 Well? Well, just this. 37 00:02:46,350 --> 00:02:49,830 Holy mackerel, you mean to tell me the smoke came out of it? 38 00:02:51,070 --> 00:02:55,070 By the great balls of the prophet, I thought it felt a little damp for a 39 00:02:55,490 --> 00:02:57,790 Would you tell me what's going on around here? 40 00:02:58,210 --> 00:02:59,210 Say what? 41 00:02:59,370 --> 00:03:00,910 What's going on around here? 42 00:03:01,230 --> 00:03:02,790 Boy, you are a slow one, aren't you? 43 00:03:03,970 --> 00:03:05,290 All right, I'll tell you. 44 00:03:06,030 --> 00:03:08,690 I'm going to explain to you carefully and use simple words. 45 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:10,590 I am a genie. 46 00:03:11,030 --> 00:03:12,990 I have been reassigned to your lamp. 47 00:03:14,210 --> 00:03:15,550 And you are my master. 48 00:03:15,990 --> 00:03:17,910 I must do you a bidding. 49 00:03:19,030 --> 00:03:21,670 But man, there's been a raw fuck -up around here somewhere. 50 00:03:22,030 --> 00:03:24,050 Something must have short -circuited the continent. 51 00:03:25,950 --> 00:03:27,670 I've got to put a trace on that lamp. 52 00:03:28,110 --> 00:03:29,770 You sure you don't have a lamp? Yeah. 53 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:31,360 I'm sure. 54 00:03:31,940 --> 00:03:33,560 What do you mean I'm your master? 55 00:03:34,340 --> 00:03:36,420 Just as I said, Master Bates. 56 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:42,380 For instance, if you're tired of fucking your fists, you can command me to fetch 57 00:03:42,380 --> 00:03:44,220 you a beautiful and willing girl. 58 00:03:44,700 --> 00:03:48,000 Now, how about it, Master Bates? Would you knock off the Master Bates bit? 59 00:03:48,260 --> 00:03:49,260 It's not funny. 60 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:50,840 My name is David. 61 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:54,880 And my name is Goliath. Now, do you want a piece of ass or not? 62 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:59,780 Well, I don't think. I mean... 63 00:04:00,620 --> 00:04:01,620 You know. 64 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:05,940 Holy mackerel, you mean to sit there and tell me that you're a virgin? 65 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:07,360 Of course not. 66 00:04:07,740 --> 00:04:09,280 I've done it hundreds of times. 67 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:11,220 Oh, don't shit me, kid. 68 00:04:11,500 --> 00:04:15,040 In my day, if you didn't have your first piece of ass by the time you were 12, 69 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:16,860 you would hustle off to a monastery. 70 00:04:17,459 --> 00:04:20,720 Now, come on and trust me. Try it. You'll like it. 71 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:26,520 Well, boy, this is the first time I ever had to talk my master into a piece of 72 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:30,940 ass. The very first thing Aladdin asked for was 50 ham grills and a palace for 73 00:04:30,940 --> 00:04:31,940 each one of them. 74 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:35,140 Now come on and get out of there, kid, before you turn into a plume. 75 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:47,940 Well, Master Blake, I mean David, sir. 76 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:49,920 Does this meet with your approval? 77 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:52,800 Well, it's different. 78 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:58,310 This is my first palace. 79 00:05:01,270 --> 00:05:03,810 And now, a little something for you, Davey boy. 80 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:07,530 May I present Bathsheba. 81 00:05:08,630 --> 00:05:09,630 Wow. 82 00:05:10,510 --> 00:05:11,810 David and Bathsheba. 83 00:05:13,470 --> 00:05:15,390 Oh, you are weird, aren't you? 84 00:05:16,710 --> 00:05:17,710 Hmm. 85 00:05:18,570 --> 00:05:20,970 And now, a little something for myself. 86 00:05:23,630 --> 00:05:25,510 The one and only Fatima. 87 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:29,620 Little Egypt. 88 00:05:30,900 --> 00:05:34,180 And now, a little something to snack on. 89 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:39,060 Is there someone here that wants to eat me? 90 00:05:39,420 --> 00:05:40,420 Oops. 91 00:05:40,660 --> 00:05:42,540 Actually, I had food in mind. 92 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:44,080 But you'll do. 93 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:49,420 David, this is delightful, delicious Delilah. 94 00:05:59,530 --> 00:06:01,630 Sam's son and Delilah. 95 00:06:02,170 --> 00:06:05,850 Kid, you get weirder and weirder every day. 96 00:06:06,450 --> 00:06:07,850 Are they for real? 97 00:06:11,230 --> 00:06:13,930 What you see is what you get. 98 00:06:14,410 --> 00:06:15,690 Far out. 99 00:06:16,830 --> 00:06:19,890 I think I better whip up some real food around here. 100 00:07:54,580 --> 00:07:55,980 Mom? 101 00:07:58,860 --> 00:07:59,860 Mom? 102 00:08:13,310 --> 00:08:14,430 Oh. Oh. 103 00:10:19,370 --> 00:10:20,370 Okay. 104 00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:13,960 Oh. 105 00:11:19,620 --> 00:11:20,620 Oh. 106 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:26,960 Oh. 107 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:54,840 you 108 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:31,160 Oh. 109 00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:28,950 Sweet! 110 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:48,500 Oh my god. 111 00:18:25,390 --> 00:18:26,650 Are you through with all this, kid? 112 00:18:29,390 --> 00:18:33,630 I take it that that means yes. 113 00:18:36,930 --> 00:18:38,490 Thank the great prophet. 114 00:18:40,330 --> 00:18:43,370 Hey, watch out. You're going to drown me. 115 00:18:43,730 --> 00:18:45,430 Don't be such a worrywart. 116 00:18:47,730 --> 00:18:51,210 You won't be needing me anymore. I think I'm going to get some sleep. 117 00:18:54,510 --> 00:18:56,410 Well, my good man, that's enough for tonight. 118 00:18:56,710 --> 00:18:58,310 Go put your bloomers back on. 119 00:18:58,810 --> 00:19:00,770 Oh, that's mighty white of you, kid. 120 00:19:02,610 --> 00:19:03,610 Ew. 121 00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:47,620 Oh. Hi. 122 00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:52,280 Hi. You're in my history class, aren't you? Yes, with Gooch, fourth period. 123 00:20:52,580 --> 00:20:57,060 Your name is, um... Kathy Collins. You're right. I'm, uh... David Bates. 124 00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:01,580 I'm really a klutz with names, you know? Even with your own? 125 00:21:02,460 --> 00:21:03,620 Yeah, well... 126 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:08,480 I laid awake half the night one time trying to remember Victor Mature's name. 127 00:21:08,660 --> 00:21:09,660 Why Victor Mature? 128 00:21:10,140 --> 00:21:12,360 I don't know. I thought of him for some reason. 129 00:21:12,620 --> 00:21:14,060 Then I couldn't remember his name. 130 00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:16,420 Then I couldn't get to sleep until I thought of it. 131 00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:18,000 That's kind of heavy. 132 00:21:18,460 --> 00:21:19,460 Kind of dumb. 133 00:21:20,820 --> 00:21:21,820 Am I bugging you? 134 00:21:22,540 --> 00:21:23,540 Are you studying? 135 00:21:24,420 --> 00:21:25,420 Yes, I was. 136 00:21:25,860 --> 00:21:26,860 But no, you're not. 137 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:29,280 I've got an algebra test this afternoon. 138 00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:32,260 Are you? My algebra class? No, I've got Mr. 139 00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:33,520 Friedman's sixth period. 140 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:38,360 You know, the faggy flowered shirts and the... witch cologne. 141 00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:41,480 He's got all the football players in his class. 142 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:46,800 He'll pass them, no matter how stupid they are. I've got Miss Marlowe. 143 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:48,660 Oh, I hear she's a dragon lady. 144 00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:50,560 Yeah, you should see my singed eyebrows. 145 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,320 You'd better get to studying then. 146 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:57,260 She's giving a test too, isn't she? Yeah, no originality. One gives a test 147 00:21:57,260 --> 00:21:58,260 they all give a test. 148 00:22:03,310 --> 00:22:04,310 Would you like a bite? 149 00:22:04,430 --> 00:22:05,430 Huh? 150 00:22:06,090 --> 00:22:07,590 Oh, your apple. 151 00:22:09,530 --> 00:22:12,170 Hey, would you like a Coke or something? 152 00:22:12,890 --> 00:22:14,790 Sure. Back in a flash. 153 00:22:18,450 --> 00:22:19,450 Don't go away. 154 00:22:35,530 --> 00:22:36,530 couple of cokes. 155 00:22:37,030 --> 00:22:42,930 Cokes? You want me to use my vast and awesome power for cokes? Master, babe, 156 00:22:42,930 --> 00:22:44,070 got no imagination. 157 00:22:44,570 --> 00:22:46,530 How about a palace made of gold? 158 00:22:46,750 --> 00:22:49,510 How about a number two wash tub filled with diamonds? 159 00:22:49,850 --> 00:22:51,710 How about a... But a couple of cokes. 160 00:22:52,050 --> 00:22:54,530 Man, you really know how to impress a chick. 161 00:22:55,330 --> 00:22:57,850 No, no, sweet cokes. 162 00:22:58,050 --> 00:22:59,490 All I want are cokes. 163 00:23:00,930 --> 00:23:03,190 Thanks. Right on, Sahib. 164 00:23:03,730 --> 00:23:04,730 Have fun. 165 00:23:11,669 --> 00:23:12,670 There you go. 166 00:23:13,710 --> 00:23:15,390 What have you got hidden behind the bushes? 167 00:23:16,190 --> 00:23:17,450 Your own private A andP? 168 00:23:17,770 --> 00:23:19,910 Hey, you want to go to the movies tonight? 169 00:23:20,490 --> 00:23:22,770 Clint Eastwood's new picture just opened up yesterday. 170 00:23:23,290 --> 00:23:25,610 Unless you've already seen it. No, I haven't seen it. 171 00:23:26,130 --> 00:23:27,250 Love to go with you. 172 00:23:27,770 --> 00:23:28,770 Out of sight. 173 00:23:29,810 --> 00:23:31,270 Hey, we better get to studying. 174 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:37,760 Hey, 175 00:23:37,980 --> 00:23:39,500 the flick doesn't start till seven. 176 00:23:40,300 --> 00:23:44,100 You want to go over my house and listen to some records or do something or go 177 00:23:44,100 --> 00:23:45,100 somewhere? 178 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,640 Sure. Where would you like to go? 179 00:23:49,820 --> 00:23:51,020 Where would you like to go? 180 00:23:51,260 --> 00:23:52,440 Why don't we go for a walk? 181 00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:56,160 I'll tell you the story of my life and you can tell me the story of yours. 182 00:23:56,760 --> 00:24:03,000 You know, Kathy loves David and David 183 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,460 loves Kathy. 184 00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:23,520 Like castles and kings Birds of a feather 185 00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:30,400 To robins and springs We 186 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:37,240 like the same things That makes living sweet And we 187 00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:43,680 love We love midnight movies And balcony seats 188 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:45,920 I want to tell you baby 189 00:26:16,970 --> 00:26:18,310 What's going to happen every time I want to get away? 190 00:26:18,810 --> 00:26:20,210 Oh, you at it again, kid. 191 00:26:20,970 --> 00:26:23,870 I thought after last night you wouldn't be so full of piss and vinegar. 192 00:26:24,110 --> 00:26:27,030 Is it my fault that I asked to live in your prick? 193 00:26:28,050 --> 00:26:30,210 Well, you could have stayed in there. You didn't have to come out. 194 00:26:30,590 --> 00:26:32,250 Look, kid, you still don't understand. 195 00:26:32,590 --> 00:26:34,030 There's nothing I can do about it. 196 00:26:34,650 --> 00:26:37,330 When I'm rubbed, I turn into a cloud of smoke. It's automatic. 197 00:26:38,050 --> 00:26:38,949 It's pragmatic. 198 00:26:38,950 --> 00:26:39,950 It's oximatic. 199 00:26:40,470 --> 00:26:41,610 Did you know you were scratching? 200 00:26:41,950 --> 00:26:43,570 Of course I knew I was scratching. 201 00:26:43,830 --> 00:26:45,950 You know why you're scratching? Yeah, I itch. 202 00:26:46,700 --> 00:26:47,980 Do you know why you itch? 203 00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:51,940 No. You were in a patch of Ruis Radigan. 204 00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:53,600 Huh? 205 00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:55,200 Poison ivy. 206 00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:57,640 Well, do something. 207 00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:59,860 It's not nice to fool, Mother Nature. 208 00:27:03,260 --> 00:27:04,640 Here we are. 209 00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:08,980 Your private palace playroom. 210 00:27:09,980 --> 00:27:13,320 Now, don't you think this is better than that Tarzan bit? 211 00:27:14,510 --> 00:27:16,010 What about Jane? I mean, Kathy. 212 00:27:16,590 --> 00:27:17,830 Does she know about you now? 213 00:27:18,430 --> 00:27:20,010 She won't remember a thing. 214 00:27:21,830 --> 00:27:23,370 You don't have to stay, do you? 215 00:27:23,690 --> 00:27:24,690 Oh, no. 216 00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:25,810 Of course not. 217 00:27:26,450 --> 00:27:30,410 I'll just mosey on down to your mother's house and have some of those black 218 00:27:30,410 --> 00:27:32,590 chip, I mean, chocolate chip cookies. 219 00:27:33,290 --> 00:27:34,290 Have fun. 220 00:31:01,100 --> 00:31:02,100 Ugh. 221 00:32:51,779 --> 00:32:54,740 Goliath, do other people have genies, or am I just lucky? 222 00:32:55,640 --> 00:33:01,560 Sure. Huey Hefner, Howie Hughes, Harold Robbins. 223 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:03,540 Lots of people have. 224 00:33:04,980 --> 00:33:06,260 But they had lamps, kid. 225 00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:07,960 That's the secret word, lamps. 226 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:12,540 Well, why don't you move out of my prep and move into the tea kettle, or the 227 00:33:12,540 --> 00:33:15,440 coffee pot, or the pepper mill? Pepper mill? With my sinus? 228 00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:17,980 I'll even get you a lamp. Look, kid, it's not that simple. 229 00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:19,560 There are regulations. 230 00:33:20,190 --> 00:33:21,190 There are rules. 231 00:33:21,550 --> 00:33:22,790 And there are procedures. 232 00:33:23,570 --> 00:33:26,670 And I'm beginning to suspect connections with the mafia. 233 00:33:27,210 --> 00:33:28,710 But you just keep a tight ass. 234 00:33:29,050 --> 00:33:30,050 I'm working on it. 235 00:33:30,510 --> 00:33:34,270 I wish you'd hurry up. I better get back in. My parents will be home any minute. 236 00:33:39,870 --> 00:33:41,790 Well, who's the master around here? 237 00:33:42,210 --> 00:33:43,210 Yes, sir, boss. 238 00:33:43,550 --> 00:33:44,790 Listen, Simon Legree. 239 00:33:45,390 --> 00:33:46,790 I'll tell you what I'm going to do. 240 00:33:47,850 --> 00:33:51,330 I've got some paperwork to get out, but you're a nice kid. Yeah, a little slow, 241 00:33:51,450 --> 00:33:52,450 but I like you. 242 00:33:52,890 --> 00:33:54,550 So I'll tell you what I'm going to do. 243 00:33:55,210 --> 00:33:56,530 I'm going to give you a wish. 244 00:33:58,070 --> 00:33:59,070 Yeah? 245 00:33:59,470 --> 00:34:00,690 Yeah, I don't have to, you understand. 246 00:34:00,890 --> 00:34:02,270 It's strictly a fringe benefit. 247 00:34:03,350 --> 00:34:07,050 As soon as I hear the words, I wish, I'll grant. You understand? 248 00:34:07,310 --> 00:34:10,550 I hope so. I don't like these absentee wishes. 249 00:34:11,210 --> 00:34:13,590 But remember, I won't be there to help if you do something stupid. 250 00:34:13,850 --> 00:34:15,170 And I'm only going to give you one. 251 00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:18,540 I wouldn't be giving you any at all, but I'm tired of these constant 252 00:34:18,540 --> 00:34:25,040 interruptions. And Kingfish, the next time you have to rub, would you do it 253 00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:26,040 you're not soaking wet? 254 00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:28,080 Okay. 255 00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:29,360 Right on, brother. 256 00:34:29,780 --> 00:34:33,540 I wish you'd cut your toenails. The devil made me do it. 257 00:34:34,820 --> 00:34:35,940 I'm gone, my dad. 258 00:34:37,639 --> 00:34:39,699 God, that guy gets weirder every day. 259 00:34:42,139 --> 00:34:43,139 No. 260 00:34:43,870 --> 00:34:45,010 What do you want for dinner? 261 00:34:45,570 --> 00:34:48,449 You know what you promised me for dessert. 262 00:34:49,550 --> 00:34:51,409 I'll make you eat all your vegetables. 263 00:34:53,530 --> 00:34:54,590 Stop it, Sam. 264 00:34:55,909 --> 00:35:01,190 I can't believe I'm going to eat the whole thing. 265 00:35:03,710 --> 00:35:06,430 Got you lighting up, man. What's your trip? 266 00:35:20,140 --> 00:35:22,500 Oh, that's nothing. You know Mary Jane Lassiter? 267 00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:24,240 Mary Jane? 268 00:35:25,580 --> 00:35:30,660 Man, Mary Jane wouldn't ball you if you had a solid gold dick and came in 269 00:35:30,660 --> 00:35:33,340 Spanish to me. That shows you what you know, Rick. 270 00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:37,580 Last night, she sneaked into my room, wanted to suck and fuck all night. 271 00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:40,600 I barely got rid of her in time to go to school. 272 00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:42,880 Almost fell asleep in history class. 273 00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:47,200 That's not why you almost fell asleep, man. You were up all night beating your 274 00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:48,200 meat. 275 00:35:50,700 --> 00:35:52,160 Oh, you're an idiot. 276 00:35:53,380 --> 00:35:55,540 Yeah, already five fingers. 277 00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:04,920 Speaking of history class, Davey, old chum, I think Cal's been getting on a 278 00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:05,919 tight knee. 279 00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:08,380 Yeah, we'll be kind of getting it together. 280 00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:10,200 Hey, you been getting any pussy yet? 281 00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:13,700 Shut your fucking mouth, Scotty. You make me sick. 282 00:36:14,020 --> 00:36:15,440 Hey, come on, Dave. 283 00:36:15,740 --> 00:36:20,400 Hey, we didn't mean... thing. Come on, I'm hungry. Let's go get something to 284 00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:21,019 eat, man. 285 00:36:21,020 --> 00:36:22,640 Yeah, come on, let's go get a hamburger, man. 286 00:36:22,860 --> 00:36:23,860 How about it? Come on, come on. 287 00:37:05,550 --> 00:37:07,210 Can't see my face, George. 288 00:37:08,010 --> 00:37:10,510 All right, you kids. Get in the car. Get in. Move that. 289 00:37:10,970 --> 00:37:11,970 Move that. 290 00:37:11,990 --> 00:37:13,950 Move it. 291 00:37:15,370 --> 00:37:16,370 Here, George. Hurry. 292 00:37:25,470 --> 00:37:26,470 Come on, Spike. 293 00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:37,880 What are you taking up? 294 00:37:38,260 --> 00:37:39,260 Shut up, kid. 295 00:37:40,720 --> 00:37:41,840 What are you doing over there? 296 00:37:42,740 --> 00:37:43,740 Nothing, sir. 297 00:37:58,740 --> 00:37:59,740 Oh, boy, shit. 298 00:38:00,240 --> 00:38:02,000 Look at that casket. It's nearly empty. 299 00:38:03,140 --> 00:38:05,780 You see this casket? It's a motherfucker full of... 300 00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:08,840 of class, George. We're seeing too many James Cagney movies. 301 00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:12,660 You never see Eddie or Bogey driving a Pinto getaway car. 302 00:38:14,460 --> 00:38:15,460 I wish. 303 00:38:16,020 --> 00:38:17,020 I wish. 304 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:18,360 What do you wish, punk? 305 00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:19,600 Nothing, sir. 306 00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:22,340 I know what I wish. I wish we had a small car. 307 00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:28,360 Spike, what are you... Snap out of it, Spike. 308 00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:31,000 What happened to our car, George? 309 00:38:31,460 --> 00:38:32,460 Spike, you idiot. 310 00:38:33,340 --> 00:38:34,340 Will you wake up? 311 00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:35,600 George, 312 00:38:36,319 --> 00:38:38,040 What happened to our car? 313 00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:43,360 All right, get in there. 314 00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:45,080 Come on. 315 00:38:45,220 --> 00:38:46,220 Over on the couch. 316 00:38:47,980 --> 00:38:48,879 Here, Spike. 317 00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:49,678 Time up. 318 00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:52,940 Hey, man. What happened to the other car? 319 00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:55,580 I don't want to talk about it, Bonnie. 320 00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:57,760 What are these kids doing here? 321 00:38:58,020 --> 00:39:01,480 I don't want to talk about it, Bonnie. Have you guys lost your models? 322 00:39:01,780 --> 00:39:04,080 We don't want to talk about it, Bonnie. 323 00:39:04,779 --> 00:39:05,960 Finish tying them up, Spike. 324 00:39:07,100 --> 00:39:08,220 I'm going to go count the money. 325 00:39:24,820 --> 00:39:26,500 What do you think they're going to do to us? 326 00:39:27,820 --> 00:39:28,980 I have a good idea. 327 00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:35,760 You kids shut up over there. 328 00:39:36,140 --> 00:39:37,140 Yes, sir. 329 00:40:05,610 --> 00:40:06,610 We're choked. 330 00:40:07,130 --> 00:40:08,270 I've got a genie. 331 00:40:08,530 --> 00:40:13,590 A what? What's a genie? A genie. A genie named Goliath. You know, like the one 332 00:40:13,590 --> 00:40:14,590 in Aladdin's Lamp. 333 00:40:14,930 --> 00:40:15,930 Oh, yeah. 334 00:40:16,430 --> 00:40:17,870 David and Goliath. 335 00:40:18,310 --> 00:40:20,150 You've been pulling out too many joints. 336 00:40:21,130 --> 00:40:22,130 How did you know that? 337 00:40:22,610 --> 00:40:24,170 I wish I had one now. 338 00:40:24,590 --> 00:40:25,590 Oh, you mean grass. 339 00:40:27,230 --> 00:40:29,670 And I suppose you've got Aladdin's Lamp, too. 340 00:40:29,990 --> 00:40:31,870 I know. I told you that was a good mix -up. 341 00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:34,170 I told you I don't study. 342 00:40:34,700 --> 00:40:36,800 Before they finish counting the money. What do you want me to do? 343 00:40:37,060 --> 00:40:38,160 Unzip my fly. What? 344 00:40:38,460 --> 00:40:40,500 The genie. The genie. What are you kids doing? 345 00:40:40,780 --> 00:40:41,780 Nothing, sir. 346 00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:47,820 What are you doing, Scotty? What are you doing? 347 00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:50,480 God damn it. I told you to unzip my fly. 348 00:40:50,820 --> 00:40:51,820 What? 349 00:41:00,580 --> 00:41:02,580 You want me to unzip your zipper. 350 00:41:06,410 --> 00:41:08,110 You have a genie in your pants? Yes. 351 00:41:09,310 --> 00:41:12,970 I thought genies weren't real. I told you there was some kind of mix -up. I'll 352 00:41:12,970 --> 00:41:16,650 toss it around and I'll zip my fly before they finish chopping money. Come 353 00:41:58,830 --> 00:41:59,870 really a bad guy, you know. 354 00:42:00,150 --> 00:42:01,390 I don't like to kill kids. 355 00:42:02,310 --> 00:42:03,410 But you know too much. 356 00:42:04,170 --> 00:42:05,170 I got it. 357 00:42:05,270 --> 00:42:06,610 Oh, man. I'm sorry. 358 00:42:07,450 --> 00:42:08,450 I just got it. 359 00:42:08,990 --> 00:42:10,950 You understand, don't you? I just got it. 360 00:42:11,450 --> 00:42:12,448 Easy, George. 361 00:42:12,450 --> 00:42:13,069 The cops. 362 00:42:13,070 --> 00:42:14,070 The cops. 363 00:42:16,990 --> 00:42:18,510 Hurry up before they come back. 364 00:42:18,790 --> 00:42:22,590 This is no time for fucking around. For God's sake, Scotty. Do it. I said it. 365 00:42:22,590 --> 00:42:23,590 I'll shoot you myself. 366 00:42:24,550 --> 00:42:25,550 Hurry up. 367 00:42:25,950 --> 00:42:26,950 You're coming back? 368 00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:28,360 What do you want me to do? Rub it. 369 00:42:28,620 --> 00:42:31,120 Rub it? For God's sake. It's only an ambulance, you idiot. 370 00:42:31,380 --> 00:42:35,520 Come on, Scotty. Do it. Come on. Do it. Do it. Do it. What the fuck are you 371 00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:39,540 doing? You want me to rub him off. I mean, jerk him off before you killed us. 372 00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:40,600 You what? 373 00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:42,360 Oh, sweet. 374 00:42:43,540 --> 00:42:45,520 Yeah. I'm very horny. 375 00:42:45,740 --> 00:42:46,980 Are you kids nuts or something? 376 00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:49,440 I think it's cute. 377 00:42:49,940 --> 00:42:54,520 You wouldn't be glad to condemn Anna's last wish, would you? I never heard of 378 00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:56,160 anything so screwy. 379 00:42:56,690 --> 00:43:00,710 George. He should... I mean, he comes fast. It'll only take a few minutes. 380 00:43:00,950 --> 00:43:04,770 Yeah, I'm very horny. Go ahead, Scotty. Wait a minute, boys. 381 00:43:05,210 --> 00:43:10,750 I think I can solve your problem as well as mine. 382 00:43:26,030 --> 00:43:27,450 I always want to go on you. 383 00:43:28,290 --> 00:43:29,710 Buddy, what the hell are you doing? 384 00:43:45,730 --> 00:43:46,730 Buddy, Spike! 385 00:43:47,510 --> 00:43:48,810 Have you both gone crazy? 386 00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:06,800 What happened to your dream? 387 00:44:06,980 --> 00:44:08,260 I don't know. 388 00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:09,860 Who cares? 389 00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:16,880 Who 390 00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:34,080 the 391 00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:35,080 hell is that? 392 00:44:36,110 --> 00:44:37,110 Look out, George. 393 00:44:38,450 --> 00:44:39,450 Now, look, kid. 394 00:44:40,010 --> 00:44:42,290 There's something you've got to learn about the genie business. 395 00:44:43,210 --> 00:44:45,570 You just don't let anybody know you got one. 396 00:44:45,790 --> 00:44:49,250 Otherwise, somebody's shithead will steal your lamp. You've got to keep it a 397 00:44:49,250 --> 00:44:52,130 secret. Well, in your case, I guess that don't apply. 398 00:44:57,270 --> 00:44:58,450 You got a problem, kid? 399 00:44:58,970 --> 00:45:01,290 Yeah. They were going to kill us. Oh, really? 400 00:45:02,270 --> 00:45:03,910 Frank, get in there. Kill them. 401 00:45:04,230 --> 00:45:05,230 Tear the top off. 402 00:45:05,700 --> 00:45:06,720 Hit him over the head with it. 403 00:45:07,700 --> 00:45:08,700 Hit him in the guts. 404 00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:09,920 Hit him in the nuts. 405 00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:56,920 Thank you. 406 00:46:29,550 --> 00:46:30,810 Don't you want one for yourself? 407 00:46:31,190 --> 00:46:35,090 Nah. I think I'll just sit here and see how these two bullshitters operate. 408 00:46:35,770 --> 00:46:38,190 Don't you have anything on your mind besides girls? 409 00:46:38,770 --> 00:46:39,990 Don't you want a palace? 410 00:46:41,090 --> 00:46:42,390 Jewels? Gold? 411 00:46:43,350 --> 00:46:44,370 Arabian carriages? 412 00:46:44,710 --> 00:46:47,250 How about a solid gold Spiro Agnew wristwatch? 413 00:46:47,470 --> 00:46:51,550 Nah. You could get me a camera so I can preserve this for the Smithsonian 414 00:46:51,550 --> 00:46:54,490 Institute. And can't we go someplace a little drier? 415 00:47:03,500 --> 00:47:04,500 Where are we? 416 00:47:35,690 --> 00:47:37,750 Did you and Scotty have a good time last night? 417 00:47:37,970 --> 00:47:39,470 I didn't see Scotty last night. 418 00:47:39,730 --> 00:47:41,990 You mean you two didn't fuck all night? 419 00:47:42,250 --> 00:47:46,390 I wouldn't bother him if he had a solid gold dick and came in Spanish to bloom. 420 00:47:47,410 --> 00:47:52,590 Does she think Scotty has sexy eyes? No, it reminds me of a cocker spaniel. 421 00:47:53,590 --> 00:47:56,370 I mean, ooh, those bedroom eyes. 422 00:47:56,870 --> 00:47:58,110 What about his teeth? 423 00:47:58,930 --> 00:48:00,930 I've seen better on a glass of water. 424 00:48:01,530 --> 00:48:06,340 I mean, ooh, I can just feel myself being... Eaten up. 425 00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:09,100 How about that gorgeous body? 426 00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:12,760 Reminds me of when I thought a bottle of alcohol at the carnival. 427 00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:18,880 I mean, I just wanted every square inch of it. 428 00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:20,840 And how about that cock? 429 00:48:21,100 --> 00:48:22,620 USDA choice, huh? 430 00:48:22,820 --> 00:48:23,940 Oh, yeah. Vienna sausage. 431 00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:29,100 I mean, I'm just starving. 432 00:48:29,420 --> 00:48:30,860 Prime standing roast. 433 00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:33,540 He doesn't have to convince me that. 434 00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:35,480 Your eyes are sexy. 435 00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:37,820 Hi, Barbara. 436 00:48:38,300 --> 00:48:41,400 Or that you've got sexy teeth. 437 00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:44,200 I didn't think you'd ever notice me. 438 00:48:44,420 --> 00:48:47,400 Your body gives me goosebumps all over. 439 00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:50,900 Will you go with me to the senior prom? 440 00:48:51,980 --> 00:48:52,980 Okay. 441 00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:57,140 Look at the eyes and the teeth and the body, by the way. 442 00:48:57,420 --> 00:48:58,420 Barbara, 443 00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:00,280 Barbara, 444 00:49:00,580 --> 00:49:01,580 Barbara. 445 00:49:44,110 --> 00:49:46,790 If you'll excuse me, I think I'll take in a movie. Yeah. 446 00:49:47,230 --> 00:49:49,510 They're having a Sabu film festival in Hollywood. 447 00:49:49,950 --> 00:49:52,610 Today is the Thieves of Baghdad and the Arabian Nights. 448 00:49:53,010 --> 00:49:57,230 Of course, I was technically advised on both pictures. 449 00:49:57,530 --> 00:49:58,530 Yeah? 450 00:49:58,690 --> 00:49:59,690 Oh, yes. 451 00:49:59,710 --> 00:50:01,930 They won't remember anything. Company policy. 452 00:50:03,230 --> 00:50:04,230 You understand. 453 00:50:04,350 --> 00:50:05,450 You're on your own protection, okay? 454 00:50:06,090 --> 00:50:07,090 Have fun. 455 00:50:07,210 --> 00:50:08,250 Oh. Oh. 456 00:50:08,590 --> 00:50:09,690 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. 457 00:50:09,930 --> 00:50:10,930 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. 458 00:50:11,980 --> 00:50:13,400 That's my cousin, that dude. 459 00:50:13,620 --> 00:50:15,200 He's a green sheep in the family. 460 00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:31,120 Ugh! 461 00:54:11,359 --> 00:54:14,160 Oh, God. 462 00:55:33,870 --> 00:55:34,870 Thank you. 463 00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:48,320 No. No. 464 00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:55,240 No. Why? 465 00:56:57,360 --> 00:56:58,760 No. 466 00:57:00,420 --> 00:57:01,820 No. 467 00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:04,520 No. 468 00:58:29,870 --> 00:58:30,870 Hey, Goliath. 469 00:58:32,410 --> 00:58:34,510 Oh, Jeannie with the dark brown ass. 470 00:58:34,730 --> 00:58:35,730 Where are you? 471 00:58:36,730 --> 00:58:38,990 Are you back in there? I'll get you out. 472 00:58:45,910 --> 00:58:52,650 What do you want 473 00:58:52,650 --> 00:58:53,650 now? 474 00:58:53,870 --> 00:58:57,270 Sabu, we're just about to rescue Maria Matias and turn base. 475 00:58:57,890 --> 00:59:01,510 And what are you doing there? before I was at the movies, not in your brick. 476 00:59:01,510 --> 00:59:02,510 devil made me do it. 477 00:59:02,770 --> 00:59:04,930 Oh, I'm not a well man. 478 00:59:05,510 --> 00:59:08,490 Okay, okay, let's make it quick. I don't want to miss the rest of the picture. 479 00:59:08,630 --> 00:59:09,630 Last note, sir. 480 00:59:10,630 --> 00:59:12,390 All's fair in love and movie going. 481 00:59:12,590 --> 00:59:14,170 Nobody likes an uppity genie. 482 00:59:15,450 --> 00:59:18,410 Hey, why don't you get rid of this wild button and I'll join you at the movies. 483 00:59:20,910 --> 00:59:21,910 Yeah. 484 00:59:39,690 --> 00:59:41,090 Good afternoon, boys and girls. 485 00:59:41,410 --> 00:59:48,290 As I told you yesterday, instead of our regular history lesson, we're going to 486 00:59:48,290 --> 00:59:50,410 see the film I made of my camping trip in Canada. 487 00:59:51,110 --> 00:59:57,830 How many of you have been camping? 488 00:59:59,010 --> 01:00:00,010 Good, 489 01:00:00,770 --> 01:00:04,550 good. Then you all know what a marvelous experience it is to commune with 490 01:00:04,550 --> 01:00:07,510 nature, to hear the birds sing, to... 491 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:12,860 To see the forest bursting with color. To revel in the flora and fauna. 492 01:00:15,300 --> 01:00:16,300 Harold, 493 01:00:17,100 --> 01:00:18,420 would you turn on the projector, please? 494 01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:20,740 Okay, teach. And lights, too. 495 01:00:25,640 --> 01:00:28,620 This lovely little dell is where we camp the first night. 496 01:00:33,300 --> 01:00:36,020 It's so absolutely marvelous to live with nature. 497 01:00:36,590 --> 01:00:42,230 No electricity, no newspapers, no telephone, no TV, no distractions of the 498 01:00:42,230 --> 01:00:45,690 hectic modern world. To be alone with Mother Nature. 499 01:00:45,970 --> 01:00:51,390 Oh, Mother, that's nature. Lead me to it. The area was full of animal life. 500 01:00:52,350 --> 01:00:55,970 Squirrels, raccoon, possum, deer. 501 01:00:56,750 --> 01:00:58,030 And Mounties. 502 01:00:58,250 --> 01:01:01,430 Rabbits. I even saw the tracks of a bear. 503 01:01:03,410 --> 01:01:05,030 In fact... 504 01:01:05,450 --> 01:01:09,510 The campsite I chose was so fortuitous that I decided to remain there for the 505 01:01:09,510 --> 01:01:10,510 duration. 506 01:01:14,650 --> 01:01:16,670 That's... That's Mr. 507 01:01:16,910 --> 01:01:18,710 Davis, the Canadian Mountie. 508 01:01:20,250 --> 01:01:23,770 I met him quite by accident the first day I arrived. 509 01:01:25,490 --> 01:01:29,750 He was most helpful in showing me the most interesting attractions of the 510 01:01:31,270 --> 01:01:33,630 He even... Class... 511 01:01:34,190 --> 01:01:37,330 He even brought along an extra horse so we could explore further from the 512 01:01:37,330 --> 01:01:40,510 campsite. I wonder who the ranger really was riding. 513 01:01:40,830 --> 01:01:42,050 I know how to find out. 514 01:01:48,770 --> 01:01:55,570 Is someone smoking in here? 515 01:01:55,830 --> 01:01:56,830 No. 516 01:01:58,270 --> 01:02:00,550 Well, see that you don't. You know it's against the rules. 517 01:02:00,830 --> 01:02:03,410 What did I tell you about some of me when there are people around? 518 01:02:03,870 --> 01:02:04,870 Sorry. 519 01:02:05,070 --> 01:02:06,070 What do you want? 520 01:02:06,370 --> 01:02:08,810 Well, do something about Miss Gooch's film. 521 01:02:09,310 --> 01:02:11,430 Let us see what really happened on her vacation. 522 01:02:12,010 --> 01:02:14,810 You also seem to be turning into quite a voyeur. 523 01:02:15,070 --> 01:02:16,690 Kid, you've got one track mind. 524 01:02:18,050 --> 01:02:19,510 Well, here you go. 525 01:02:22,710 --> 01:02:24,850 He showed me all about flies. 526 01:02:25,730 --> 01:02:30,430 He was really a very nice young man. A real credit to the service. 527 01:02:31,130 --> 01:02:33,070 How far out, man. 528 01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:38,380 Now I know why the counties always get their shit, you know. 529 01:04:32,250 --> 01:04:35,690 He let me use his rod and he taught me the proper way to cast. 530 01:04:36,170 --> 01:04:38,730 He was really an expert with a rod. 531 01:05:09,230 --> 01:05:12,110 I think the Mountie rather took a special interest in me. 532 01:06:34,990 --> 01:06:38,230 things the mountain taught me, I think riding was the most fun. 533 01:06:38,850 --> 01:06:44,010 He taught me how to mount properly, how to stay in the saddle for long periods 534 01:06:44,010 --> 01:06:47,290 without coming down with saddle sores. 535 01:06:53,190 --> 01:07:00,110 He taught me the proper way to 536 01:07:00,110 --> 01:07:02,590 dismount without tangling the stirrup. 537 01:07:02,970 --> 01:07:06,690 I must say I really developed a taste for horse flesh. 538 01:07:12,630 --> 01:07:17,170 Although I was a little nervous at first, never having ridden before, the 539 01:07:17,170 --> 01:07:18,750 Mountie soon put me at ease. 540 01:07:19,030 --> 01:07:21,790 He had such a marvelous way with horses. 541 01:07:22,030 --> 01:07:25,170 He almost fought like a horse. 542 01:08:35,850 --> 01:08:36,850 Thank you. 543 01:08:46,170 --> 01:08:47,170 Thank you. 544 01:08:47,950 --> 01:08:48,889 Thank you. 545 01:08:48,890 --> 01:08:54,510 Thank you. 546 01:08:56,250 --> 01:09:01,330 Thank you. 547 01:12:04,650 --> 01:12:05,650 Thank you. 548 01:15:47,720 --> 01:15:48,720 Oh. 549 01:17:07,530 --> 01:17:09,430 Do I get an A in American history now? 550 01:17:11,150 --> 01:17:16,230 Harry, I think with a little extra tutoring after school at my apartment, 551 01:17:16,230 --> 01:17:19,390 might just get an A . Right on, Pete. 552 01:17:30,850 --> 01:17:35,110 I'm glad you finally decided to ask for something besides sex. It was getting 553 01:17:35,110 --> 01:17:36,810 very boring, David. Take that Aladdin. 554 01:17:37,450 --> 01:17:39,010 Talking about one -track minds. 555 01:17:39,310 --> 01:17:45,310 He had a palace in Baghdad, a palace in Marrakesh, a palace in Tunis, a palace 556 01:17:45,310 --> 01:17:50,510 here, a palace there, palaces all over the place. And all of them solid gold. 557 01:17:50,750 --> 01:17:54,570 That kid was so hung up on palaces, half his harem died virgins. 558 01:17:54,810 --> 01:17:57,050 But at least I didn't have to live in his cottage. 559 01:17:57,410 --> 01:17:59,370 Speaking of which, when are you moving out? 560 01:17:59,670 --> 01:18:03,270 You know how it is with bureaucracy, kid. Lots of red tape. 561 01:18:03,790 --> 01:18:06,450 I've been filling out forms in Triplett for days. 562 01:18:07,630 --> 01:18:11,050 Why don't you pop back in again? I want to pick up that hitchhiker. And don't 563 01:18:11,050 --> 01:18:13,230 move around so much in there. You're giving me a double hernia. 564 01:18:13,510 --> 01:18:14,510 Y 'all's are both. 565 01:18:18,710 --> 01:18:19,710 Where you going? 566 01:18:23,590 --> 01:18:24,810 Wherever you are, sweetie. 567 01:18:28,010 --> 01:18:29,010 Ow. 568 01:18:30,010 --> 01:18:33,730 Oh, don't be a meanie, Matilda, baby. I wish you wouldn't do that with your 569 01:18:33,730 --> 01:18:36,270 pants closed. I'm getting zipper marks all over me. 570 01:18:37,340 --> 01:18:39,180 Sorry, I didn't do it. He did. 571 01:18:39,700 --> 01:18:40,700 Oh, really? 572 01:18:41,480 --> 01:18:42,700 How fortunate. 573 01:18:43,560 --> 01:18:45,100 If you don't want him, I do. 574 01:18:45,380 --> 01:18:46,460 What are you going to do with him? 575 01:18:47,200 --> 01:18:51,820 In my day, it was socially acceptable to have boys as well as girls. 576 01:18:52,500 --> 01:18:54,380 Of course, he is a little old. 577 01:18:54,680 --> 01:18:58,760 Now, let's cut this crap, Goliath. It's too goddamn hot to be fucking around 578 01:18:58,760 --> 01:18:59,739 like this. 579 01:18:59,740 --> 01:19:03,600 Kid, you're getting a little too big for your britches. I'm going to have to 580 01:19:03,600 --> 01:19:05,080 give you a little more education. 581 01:19:08,620 --> 01:19:10,480 Goodness, Mary, how do you travel? 582 01:19:10,840 --> 01:19:16,580 Here we are again, back in your private palace playroom. 583 01:19:18,060 --> 01:19:19,360 Are we going to play, sweetie? 584 01:19:20,060 --> 01:19:24,100 Well, how about it, baby boy? You want to make a threesome? 585 01:19:25,040 --> 01:19:26,340 Are you kidding? 586 01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:30,960 Uh -uh, Goliath, that just ain't my bag. I think I'm going to just browse around 587 01:19:30,960 --> 01:19:32,080 and check my palace out. 588 01:19:32,520 --> 01:19:35,660 Okay, sweetie, I'm going to turn your ass around. 589 01:19:36,270 --> 01:19:39,010 Goodness gracious Mary Matilda. Oh. 590 01:19:40,090 --> 01:19:41,090 Do me. 591 01:19:41,250 --> 01:19:43,230 Do me. Do me. Do me. 592 01:19:43,730 --> 01:19:44,730 Do. 593 01:19:45,110 --> 01:19:46,110 Do do. 594 01:19:47,110 --> 01:19:48,750 As we say at Gay Lib. 595 01:19:49,470 --> 01:19:50,590 Hard on brother. 596 01:19:54,290 --> 01:19:55,570 Goodness gracious. 597 01:19:55,930 --> 01:19:57,690 Great ball of fire. 598 01:19:59,650 --> 01:20:02,690 I got to give you my title. 599 01:20:04,960 --> 01:20:08,320 Dude, you're going to turn your ass inside out. I'm going to make your ass 600 01:20:08,320 --> 01:20:09,320 like skin cream. 601 01:20:09,620 --> 01:20:10,980 Yeah, you like that, huh? 602 01:20:11,220 --> 01:20:12,220 Huh? Huh? 603 01:20:12,580 --> 01:20:16,900 Double time, double time, double time. Ooh, that asshole looks good. Whip it, 604 01:20:17,000 --> 01:20:18,200 baby. Whip it, whip it, baby. 605 01:20:18,720 --> 01:20:19,720 Yeah. 606 01:20:20,320 --> 01:20:21,320 Whop it, whop it. 607 01:21:11,120 --> 01:21:13,100 nobody gets my big black ass. 608 01:21:13,660 --> 01:21:15,240 I'm going to whip a woman on you. 609 01:21:17,060 --> 01:21:18,060 Have fun. 610 01:21:20,500 --> 01:21:27,420 Hey, Mom, when's breakfast? I've got a date with Kathy. 611 01:21:28,560 --> 01:21:31,700 Davey, if you want breakfast in the next half hour, you're going to have to get 612 01:21:31,700 --> 01:21:32,700 it yourself. 613 01:21:32,820 --> 01:21:34,260 Okay, Mom, take your time. 614 01:21:41,200 --> 01:21:42,240 Sam, Daisy's up. 615 01:21:42,480 --> 01:21:45,680 Yeah, but Daddy's is up too. 616 01:21:45,960 --> 01:21:46,960 Sam. 617 01:21:52,100 --> 01:21:53,100 Martha. 618 01:24:37,780 --> 01:24:38,780 Morning, 619 01:24:41,760 --> 01:24:42,760 Mom. Morning, Dad. 620 01:24:44,330 --> 01:24:45,470 Oh, Davey, how nice. 621 01:24:47,410 --> 01:24:49,370 Yeah. Good morning, David. 622 01:24:49,610 --> 01:24:50,610 Morning, Dad. 623 01:24:51,450 --> 01:24:52,590 That looks pretty good. 624 01:24:54,490 --> 01:24:56,230 Your new car's very pretty, David. 625 01:24:56,890 --> 01:24:57,890 Thanks. 626 01:24:58,470 --> 01:24:59,470 Yeah. 627 01:24:59,830 --> 01:25:04,050 If it's not too much of a secret, would you mind telling us where you got it? 628 01:25:05,230 --> 01:25:07,350 I saved up for it. Out of my life. 629 01:25:08,290 --> 01:25:09,950 That was very thrifty of you, dear. 630 01:25:18,920 --> 01:25:21,740 Honey, honey, I think the toast is burning. 631 01:25:22,520 --> 01:25:24,540 Hey, Goliath, what are you doing? 632 01:25:26,020 --> 01:25:28,080 Hey, this is my first palace, isn't it? 633 01:25:28,660 --> 01:25:31,280 And what are you doing? I didn't rub for you. 634 01:25:31,800 --> 01:25:34,640 I know, Davy, but I've got to talk to you. 635 01:25:36,020 --> 01:25:37,380 You better sit down for this. 636 01:25:37,760 --> 01:25:38,760 Hold that. 637 01:25:41,960 --> 01:25:44,480 You're the best damn master I ever had, Davy. 638 01:25:44,900 --> 01:25:47,480 I don't think I've ever enjoyed an assignment more. 639 01:25:47,820 --> 01:25:48,820 More than you. 640 01:25:49,940 --> 01:25:51,480 But I've got to be leaving, man. 641 01:25:51,920 --> 01:25:52,920 Can you do that? 642 01:25:53,240 --> 01:25:55,260 Well, it is against the rules. 643 01:25:55,560 --> 01:25:56,880 But things are changing. 644 01:25:57,200 --> 01:25:58,860 We're even picketing King Solomon. 645 01:25:59,060 --> 01:26:02,140 We want to clear up the dead without administration so there won't be any 646 01:26:02,140 --> 01:26:03,740 fuck -ups like that. 647 01:26:05,080 --> 01:26:10,200 Well, if you have to go, Goliath, I'm going to miss you. 648 01:26:10,800 --> 01:26:13,520 I mean, we had a lot of fun. 649 01:26:14,840 --> 01:26:15,960 Sure have, Davey. 650 01:26:16,860 --> 01:26:18,380 Well, I gotta be going. 651 01:26:18,880 --> 01:26:19,900 Gee, Goliath. 652 01:26:20,840 --> 01:26:22,200 I don't want you to go. 653 01:26:23,100 --> 01:26:27,240 We're more than just... I mean, we're friends. 654 01:26:27,660 --> 01:26:28,740 I know, Davey boy. 655 01:26:29,160 --> 01:26:30,600 But I've got things to do. 656 01:26:31,540 --> 01:26:32,540 Wrongs to right. 657 01:26:32,800 --> 01:26:36,120 The intergalactic brotherhood of genius amalgamators is just filled with 658 01:26:36,120 --> 01:26:37,440 chicanery. Davey? 659 01:26:38,480 --> 01:26:39,960 Davey? Goliath. 660 01:26:40,380 --> 01:26:41,380 Davey? I hear Kathy. 661 01:26:41,620 --> 01:26:43,820 Send me to her and don't go away. Promise? 662 01:26:44,060 --> 01:26:45,220 Okay. Send me to her. 663 01:26:45,480 --> 01:26:46,480 Davey? 664 01:26:47,820 --> 01:26:51,700 What are you doing? Davey, I've got something unbelievable to tell you. 665 01:26:52,900 --> 01:26:54,020 Oh, hello. 666 01:26:54,760 --> 01:26:55,760 Don't I know you? 667 01:26:55,860 --> 01:26:57,700 Uh, he's a very good friend of mine, honey. 668 01:26:58,340 --> 01:26:59,340 Haven't we met before? 669 01:26:59,600 --> 01:27:00,660 I don't think you remember. 670 01:27:01,060 --> 01:27:02,080 I promise, honey. 671 01:27:02,320 --> 01:27:03,400 I'll tell you about it someday. 672 01:27:03,860 --> 01:27:05,740 Davey, I've got to talk to you. 673 01:27:06,000 --> 01:27:08,080 Me? How did you get to this place? 674 01:27:08,460 --> 01:27:10,120 That's what I got to talk to you about. 675 01:27:16,330 --> 01:27:17,850 It's okay, Davey. I can take the hint. 676 01:27:18,350 --> 01:27:19,610 I'll meet you in the West Wing. 677 01:27:20,030 --> 01:27:21,590 Just rub when you're ready. 678 01:27:22,930 --> 01:27:24,310 Oh, yes, Davey boy. 679 01:27:24,970 --> 01:27:29,910 You can keep the car in the palace as going -away presents. And remember, the 680 01:27:29,910 --> 01:27:32,550 real thing is always better than something you zap up. 681 01:27:35,730 --> 01:27:38,570 Davey, something very strange has happened to me. What, honey? 682 01:27:38,910 --> 01:27:41,890 I don't quite know how to tell you. For Christ's sakes, Kathy. 683 01:27:42,270 --> 01:27:44,030 Honey, don't be mad at me. I'm not mad. 684 01:27:45,100 --> 01:27:50,780 This morning I was taking a bath, you know, and I was washing, you know. 685 01:27:51,920 --> 01:27:53,960 You know what a douche is, don't you? 686 01:27:55,660 --> 01:27:56,660 Oh, damn. 687 01:27:57,300 --> 01:28:01,680 This morning I was washing and suddenly smoke starts pouring out and this genie 688 01:28:01,680 --> 01:28:02,740 appears. What? 689 01:28:03,040 --> 01:28:06,300 I know it's hard to believe, but David Bates. 690 01:28:06,560 --> 01:28:07,820 I'm not making this up. 691 01:28:08,240 --> 01:28:10,260 Oh, honey, I'm not laughing at you. 692 01:28:10,520 --> 01:28:11,520 Well, what then? 693 01:28:11,840 --> 01:28:13,680 I just had a very traumatic experience. 694 01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:15,560 Who do you think he was? 695 01:28:15,900 --> 01:28:17,240 What are you talking about? 696 01:28:18,880 --> 01:28:23,600 That's my genie. He's Goliath. So he's Goliath. 697 01:28:23,900 --> 01:28:24,900 What do you mean? 698 01:28:25,580 --> 01:28:27,440 That's all she's been talking about. 699 01:28:27,780 --> 01:28:28,780 Who? 700 01:28:29,180 --> 01:28:31,260 Samantha. My genie. 701 01:28:32,180 --> 01:28:33,180 Wow. 702 01:28:34,580 --> 01:28:38,980 If she likes him, and he likes her... Yeah? 703 01:28:39,380 --> 01:28:41,730 Then... Why don't we put ours together? 704 01:28:42,130 --> 01:28:43,670 Yeah, Davey, yeah. 705 01:28:44,030 --> 01:28:46,330 Hey, par out. 706 01:28:46,570 --> 01:28:47,570 Yeah. 707 01:29:13,870 --> 01:29:19,090 Well, Goliath, you're going to become the bloomed crusader. No way, man. 708 01:29:20,070 --> 01:29:22,690 That city hall's thinking to his own shit. 709 01:29:23,590 --> 01:29:27,650 He couldn't get me out of here with a stick of dynamite. What did I tell you? 710 01:29:27,830 --> 01:29:28,830 I'm beautiful. 711 01:29:29,950 --> 01:29:31,150 Damn, what a fuck. 712 01:29:31,710 --> 01:29:32,910 Hello, beautiful. 713 01:29:34,430 --> 01:29:36,470 Happens I seen you somewhere before? 714 01:29:36,790 --> 01:29:39,190 Once, but I don't think you'd remember. 715 01:29:39,790 --> 01:29:43,990 You know, you make me think of bath... Baby, I took my bath today. 716 01:29:44,930 --> 01:29:48,450 I sure would like to see more of you. I told you it would work. 717 01:29:48,790 --> 01:29:49,790 It's fantastic. 718 01:29:50,130 --> 01:29:51,150 Okay, thing. 719 01:29:51,410 --> 01:29:52,790 Do your thing. 720 01:29:54,070 --> 01:29:55,330 Why, you devil. 721 01:30:46,990 --> 01:30:49,490 You know it takes two to tango. 722 01:30:53,810 --> 01:30:55,330 Come on, Muff. 723 01:30:55,630 --> 01:30:58,490 Do your job. 724 01:30:59,730 --> 01:31:00,810 Hold on there. 725 01:31:01,050 --> 01:31:03,250 You're a woman after my own heart. 726 01:31:03,850 --> 01:31:07,990 Come here, baby, and let me sock it to you. Baby, I'm going to sock it on you. 727 01:32:06,920 --> 01:32:07,920 Shall we go? 728 01:32:08,080 --> 01:32:10,320 Sure, but what are we going to do with them? 729 01:32:11,220 --> 01:32:12,780 We're going to have a ball. 730 01:32:13,240 --> 01:32:15,520 A real bitchin' ball. 731 01:32:15,880 --> 01:32:17,700 Come on, baby, let's go somewhere. 732 01:32:21,600 --> 01:32:24,800 Hey, Davey, Kathy, you want to come along? Yeah.